Grooms Wedding Speech - Damn Statistics -- Wedding Toasts Roasts Spee

Grooms Wedding Speech - Damn Statistics Ladies and gentleman, I have to be honest with you all and admit that I am quite unquiet some standing up here and speaking this evening.While I was writing my speech I came across some interesting statistics more or less what guests are thinking about during a wedding speech. Apparently, twenty share of you are thinking about getting onto the dance floor and partying the darkness away. Thirty per centum of you are thinking about the marital post of the best man. Ladies, you may be pleased to know that he is single. Hes excessively not very fussy as he showed at the disclose party (bachelors party). It turns out that twenty percent of you are thinking about what happened at the stag party (bachelors party). Moving swiftly on. Ten percent of you are thinking about the type of couple that we will make. A rather worrying statistic, from my point of view, is that fifteen percent of you are having quixotic thoughts about the person sitting next to you. There are some(prenominal) people here tonight who I would like to thank.Id like to trip by thanking my ...